Apocalypse Food

HP sauce goes great with meat, especially fatty ground up meat in casings. We love HP sauce so much and in 2003 it was so difficult to come by in Italy that when I was sent on a short-notice TDY to the UK, I jumped at the opportunity to grab a few bottles, wrap them in my underwear, and carry them home to my wife like battlefield trophies.

You may notice the expiration date in this picture, but please also understand that in our house these dates are only suggestions. Government meddlers aren't going to keep us from potentially poisoning ourselves.

I snapped the shot, opened the bottle, and poured a little of the brown and spicy and tart stuff all over my cheap hot dogs. It was quite a bit thinner than it should have been even after a vigorous shaking. But hey, it can't be that bad. I lived  to write this blog post.

It's My Right!

It is not unusual in the United States for special interest groups to voice their opinions in unseemly ways. In fact, it's part of how we do business and we pride ourselves on our general freedom to make asses out of ourselves in the name of whatever we think is important enough to warrant looking asinine.

Of course,  whether or not our demonstrative behavior is seen as "unseemly" is subjective. If you agree with those prancing and shouting, then you will view their actions as honorable and worthy. If not, you'll just think they are out of touch at best and fucking assholes who threaten the fabric of our democracy at worst.

Amped and Armed

So, where on this continuum does the "I love guns & coffee" crowd fit? It seems even some of those in the armed camp think their brethren may have stepped outside the reservation. A friend and comrade-in-arms from my Air Force days who also happens to live happily in not-Austin-Texas, is decidedly conservative, and who is very much on the side of open gun ownership policies passed along, with approval, this piece titled "This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things:"

http://practicaltacticalpodcast.com/starbucks/

In short, it was published on Practical Tactical Podcast, a site that provides"information, news, blog postings, and reviews about the firearms and gear industry," and takes to task those gun rights advocates who chose to promulgate frequent and repeated open carry of firearms into Starbucks coffeehouses.

The Right to be a Total Dick

The Starbuck's demonstrators are Constitutionally correct, just as the Wetsboro Baptist church is Constitutionally correct. Both are exercising their right to express their beliefs in ways that will almost certainly disturb and offend their fellow Americans. In fact, I would argue that the whole point of "God Hates Fags" signs or dragging your Mossberg 930 along for a mocha has little to do with educating the public and more to do with irritating your fellow Americans.

Furthermore, I find the idea of a weaponized culture disconcerting. A society where being armed is the norm is indicative of instability, a retrograde to a time when fear of one's fellows warranted the bearing of swords or pistols or knives or shillelaghs. Some would argue that, well, American society is unstable and more dangerous and the truly prudent go perpetually armed. That to do any less indicates a personal helplessness and acceptance of de facto victim status. I think this is just wishful thinking exacerbated by l'amour de la zombocalypse.

Ladies night out

So I suppose there are two points here: 1) as Practical Tactical restates "Just because you CAN doesn’t always  mean you SHOULD." and 2) Do we really want to live in 1870s Deadwood or modern Somalia?