We've come a long, weird way from cloth diapers. Now you can strap a glowing Disney princess to your toddler's crotch.
The ad copy for Be a Big Kid at Night urges users to "Do the Glow Show" and the television commercial features an uber-dad dressed as some sort of android terrorist, with various Pixar/Disney character diapers dangling from his body like grenades. He robots his way into the kids' room, with mom as silent enabler and host, and waves a pair of flashlight beams at the giggling pairs' junk drawers. "Charge 'em up, hit the light, be a big kid at night!"
Dad and Mom retreat as she kicks off the lights, and the future therapy patients are left to stare at each others' bright, curving codpieces.
Personally, I can't wait for the Breaking Bad Depends.
1 comment:
This is disturbing, but made hilarious by your comments. In twenty years we'll find out we have a generation of impotent children and the diaper companies will be sued out of business.
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