Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Glow On, My Wee Droogies

We've come a long, weird way from cloth diapers. Now you can strap a glowing Disney princess to your toddler's crotch.

The ad copy for Be a Big Kid at Night urges users to  "Do the Glow Show" and the television commercial features an uber-dad dressed as some sort of android terrorist, with various Pixar/Disney character diapers dangling from his body like grenades. He robots his way into the kids' room, with mom as silent enabler and host, and waves a pair of flashlight beams at the giggling pairs' junk drawers. "Charge 'em up, hit the light, be a big kid at night!"

Dad and Mom retreat as she kicks off the lights, and the future therapy patients are left to stare at each others' bright, curving codpieces.

Personally, I can't wait for the Breaking Bad Depends.


1 comment:

ericandkeya said...

This is disturbing, but made hilarious by your comments. In twenty years we'll find out we have a generation of impotent children and the diaper companies will be sued out of business.